The Legend


This cave painting appears to be the first depiction of six immortal men whose immortality stemmed from this incident.The central figure has been known as a savage, a bloodthirsty conqueror, and a killer of his brother men. The other five men are the focus here, the two curious bystanders more so than the fleeing three men. You may be able to identify these men when I say that the three men from the other tribe were all rather short. One had a shaven head due to a ritual whose origins are lost in time, another was balding but with large tufts of hair on either side of his head, the last had a haircut that would one day be called the bowl haircut, also probably some ritualized style. Of course this information comes from other sources and cannot be seen from the cave painting. The two particular cavemen who are the subject of this group were ne'er-do-well's, probably low on the pecking order of their tribes and fairly inept at tool making or hunting. If it had not been for the falling meteorite that imbued them with immortality, they probably would have lived short violent lives. As Immortals they carried out this pattern of their lives. The pair was represented by numerous actors retelling their stories and jokes: Mutt and Jeff, Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble, Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello. But the originals were actually Ollu and Buzsla.
Dennis Power-ImmortalBefuddled at the Wold-Newton site

Unbeknownst to the active participants in the foreground, there were also four persons in the area nearby otherwise occupied. There was the tribe's chief Shaman, The Wizard of Ugghh (W. C. Fields), the number 2 Shaman at this time tied up on the ground and being readied for sacrifice, Old Tumnus (Buster Keaton) and the latter Shaman's daughter and granddaughter, Cedar and Willow. Quite by accident these people were also passively granted Immortality. The two women were known to wander into and out of Ollu and Buzsla's lives throughout the ages and they were represented in later times by such actresses as Thelma Todd, Hillary Brooke, Christine MacIntyre, Leslie Easterbrook and Bobbi Shaw for the large and imposing woman Cedar; and ZaSu Pitts, Betty Grable, Jean Harlow, Vera-Ellen, Dorothy Provine and Teri Copley as the slighter and slightly forlorn woman Willow. On the Flintstones, Willow was represented as Wilma, and the women were joined by another Immortal (actually the daughter of Hercules, it was said), the darker-haired Beech, Betty Rubble on the Flintstones, most notably shown on films as Clara Bow and in cartoons as Betty Boop. The Wizard of Ugghh was created by Joe Kubert for Tor comics. The characters of Old Tumnus (Tunka), Cedar, Willow and Beech are all the sole property of Dale A. Drinnon

Monday, October 31, 2011

Spawn Of Lex Luthor, Part 2



Spawn of Lex Luthor, Part 2

Gloria Luthor (Gloria Talbott AKA Lori Talbott), Favourite Daughter of Alexander Rossen, better known through his rather exaggerated portrayal in comics as Lex Luthor.


Lex Luthor as he appeared in 1950. This is probably an accurate portrayal


Luthor's best-known girlfriend during the period of 1965 to 1980 (at her ages of 22 to 37) was called Jessica Morganberry in the Filmation TV cartoons and Eve Tessmacher in the first two of the Christopher Reeve Superman movies. Luthor almost certainly would NOT be regularly wearing a toupee at the time, the idea might have been to keep the actor from looking too much like Luthor. Since Power has Luthor dying in 1985, she was probably with him up to the end. This would also be about the time Luthor would be experimenting with exoskeletal battlesuits. Perhap he was overcompensating for the feeling that he was losing his youthful vigour. At any rate, Luthor was free from prison and killed by cancer in the 1980s and I'd like to think Eve Tessmacher had come back to his side at the last. It would be like her.



She subsequently went into Law Enforcement. She had no children.


One of the interesting things about the WN Superman-Family Chronology [That Dennis Power co-wrote] is that essentially Bizzaro is a bad copy of Hugo Danner and not Clark Kent, and he was there all through his lifetime as a sort of Evil Twin character. One of the bad aspects of this is that essentially the authors have made out Lana Lang to be the daughter of Bizzaro. Under 1933 of the chronology he mentions that The Guardian had attracted a collection of fans, The Newsboy Legion, and one of the members called Big Words was actually Joe Prescott (Later Superboy of the 1950s): this Joe Prescott attracted the attention of Janie Marie, the daughter of The Guardian. The authors then say this Guardian was Bizzaro (The creature that would come to be known as Bizzaro). I don't go for that.In view of Lana's shocking red hair it is much more likely that the child was Luthor's: I'm none to certain about The Guardian scenarion they outline, either.Obviously the events desscribe take several years to take place and the Newsboy Legion is a WWII Era series.The authors state that the Danner family including young Joe Prescott, Hugo Danner's grandsonwith both his parents missing and presumed dead, moved to a small town in Connecticut called Smallville and started a "sort of" career as Superboy. After this follows a note under 1944:
Joe's girlfriend Marie would also travel to the future with him on occasion (she was
the Lana Lang of the Legion stories. Marie was the daughter of Jim Harper
("Bingham Harvard' [Bizarro] and Marjorie Kinnison) Marie had found an ancient crystal,
which formed a forcefield about her. The forcefield also had the ability to take
any form Marie desired. Something of an entomologist, Marie visualized insect
forms. Although never proven the crystal was believed to have been an early form
of a Lens that had been utilized by an elite guard in Atlantis.
Now THAT is interesting to know! The crystal was supposedly given to her by her father, and at this point the whole "Janie Marie" story starts to fall apart. A different story entirely is told about Lana Lang's family in the comics and Power's [et al] version verges a mite too close to incest for my tastes. However the "Early Lens" scenario is very good. This would be the same sort of a device that the Green Lanters use, only Lana Thinks Bugs ansd so what she needs to produce she conceptionalizes as insect forms. Something of a Tomboy she does not stop to think she is making herself ugly. She does not think of bugs as ugly. Also Kinnesons are related to Kents. Clark Kent (doubtless a cousin of hers) is about 25 at this time and already a newspaper reporter for many year's experience including in both Chicago and New York City.

Young Lana Lang

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